(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
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Get the sharpghost mug.A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
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Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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