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Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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snark monster

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.
That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.
by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012
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Sharksmas

A mf who might be gay but we don't fully know yet who is on ifunny
That mf Sharksmas posted a new meme on ifunny
by Sharksmas November 24, 2018
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Sale sharks

An English premiership rugby team that are the most underrated team in the premiership
Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021
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snark

noun
Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
Also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.)
His commentary was rife with snark.
"Your boundless ineptitude is astounding," she snarkily declared.
by Tootybug47 February 9, 2004
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Gay Sharks

Brittany: DId you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Santana: *looks confused*
Brittany: Yeah.
by klaineshipper545 February 3, 2012
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