London Long-Snapper

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.

London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.

Connor is a snapper jack.

by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017

Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

snapperhead

A moron, someone who, when born, never took the pussy off his head.

That fucking guy is such a snapperhead.

by Crusha May 4, 2004

snapper chat

when guys sit around and compare how good or bad a girls pussy is.

bill, i am going out with your ex girl friend tomorrow night. we need to have a snapper chat so you can tell me what that pussy is all about.

by fuckthathotass69 August 26, 2017

Brown Snapper

After making sweet Anal love to a woman , the man proceeds to remove the condom and shoot it like a rubber band onto the woman's chest.

when we were done, I gave her a brown snapper that was quite a mess!

by AJ1 January 7, 2008