smurfed

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

by HMK715 November 13, 2012

smorked

A combination for Smoked Pork

ex: We ate smorked for lunch

by Rboyce01 May 14, 2008

smunked

When you smoke some buds and get drunk at the same tine

Yo I got so smunked last last I thin k I fucked someone

by notorious_gansta July 9, 2011

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

by hulmie December 28, 2007