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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....
Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.
by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004
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Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.
Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008
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smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
by Nyutan June 17, 2009
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smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
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slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006
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Smugging

the abbreviation for 'smuggling watermelons', a dance created in spring 2010 by 2B but performed by knott as a whole. the dance corresponds with song progressions in datsik's magnum opus 'havoc'. the dance was so named due to similarities to smuggling watermelons from a grocery store. every sunday after mass, knott men converge in the second floor lounge to smug. it is an expression of brotherhood and true jugg life
guy 1: did you smug last night?
guy 2: yeah dude i love smugging
by flamshiz November 6, 2011
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