Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!

WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous

by Eli November 26, 2004

Smurfs

used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.

looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.

by Big-DaDa April 26, 2004

SMurfs

A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors

Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs

by ZakuSniper May 29, 2007

smurftasticful

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment

Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!

by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010

Smurfish Delight

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.

My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.

by camelj9259 March 29, 2011

Smurfs

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

by Jburker August 3, 2008