In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016
Get the Smurfmug. by sexy buns October 13, 2006
Get the Smurfmug. Insult.
Obnoxious person with an unhealthy craving for attention.
Usually used for children and teenagers.
Especially insulting when used for an adult.
Obnoxious person with an unhealthy craving for attention.
Usually used for children and teenagers.
Especially insulting when used for an adult.
That little smurf's been yelling and making a fool out of himself for the last hour. He just doesn't get it.
by Jef Van Vinckenroye September 5, 2008
Get the Smurfmug. A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009
Get the Smurfmug. To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.
- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed
- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed
"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"
"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."
" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "
"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."
" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "
by Jay W March 31, 2007
Get the Smurfmug. by BigMike25 August 6, 2008
Get the Smurfmug. Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e
by Perverted Juicebox November 15, 2010
Get the Smurfmug.