Shultz

Adj. Light as a heather and GAY!

The heather feather...gay!

by Scott June 18, 2003

Shultzy

1. Noun: a medium frozen mocha with extra extra mocha and whipped cream

2. Verb: To drive a robot so recklessly that it falls over.

1. Could I please have a Shultzy with 2 turbo shots?

2. MARK! Did you really just shultzy the robot??

by defofschultz May 22, 2016

smult

Smult = a whore,slut,tramp,and etc. Its similar to saying slut. for example : some people say sexy while others might say smexy. its the same, just different spellings!

That smult just took my boyfriend.
x
x
wow, she's such a whore.

by ZombiexMuffin December 2, 2007

SHULTZINATOR

when a naked midget jumps on you back and starts assfucking you while pinching your nipples screaming the theme song from Broke Back mountain.

i went out to the movie theater and got a SHULTZINATOR from the midget at the counter...

by kks115 July 21, 2008

smutzler

one who is stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol,intentional damaging events involving automobiles,someone who smokes marijuana habitually.

"Yo man ,you got my 1/8th?-Nah bro, I havent seen Smutzler yet"

"What happened to that Audi? The rear fender is crushed in?-I dunno man,looks like a smutzler got to it though"

by Yea Boi July 16, 2008

Smultsey

First used on an episode of the The Simpsons. Used to describe an overly lovey emotional state. Its like having a period and watching chick flicks. Its the ending to every family movie and family oriented sit com. Its fucking disgusting.

"What a smultsey ending." This would be declared as the family resolves all their issues in a comedic way. Like Sara had her first period, but the show ends with some cheesy routine joke to take ur mind off the drama. Just watch any ending to Everybody Loves Reymond and you'll understand.

by tomcoll80 October 4, 2011

Smeltzphobia

The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work.

"Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."

by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013