smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 8, 2010

Smuggling-Sultana's

Where ones nipples are a noticable bump in a shirt/top. Usually more noticable in women on cold day's. Not Gender Specific.

Ooh look at her, she's smuggling sultana's.

by Michael Higgs October 18, 2004

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012