Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

smug bastard

Mark Pettit.

Mark Pettit is a smug bastard.

by ______.. February 18, 2017

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

by mancation August 28, 2011