g-smucker

Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.

Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only?
Person 2: Yeah, all for free
Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.

by Hakix September 25, 2011

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012

Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly

Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015

Smuckers

Another way of saying that's my jam.

"Hey that song is smuckers"

by Ohmeezy October 15, 2017

Smucker

Like a fucker, but also has jam for brains

Did you see what he did? Being a real smucker right now.

by Imcamping May 9, 2018

Smuckers

A cool girl on discord that’s not a “hoe” or “skank”.

Pinguin and smuckers are friends

by ParistheBaris June 20, 2020