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smorgasbroad

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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smorgasbroad

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.
Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
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smorgasbad

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.
by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013
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smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal
Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.
by Flakey July 26, 2007
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smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.
by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
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smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.
Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!
by miss olbermann May 6, 2010
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