Shorgan

When you have a bowl movement, there are organ pieces.

I shorganed some of my liver.

by Realist_99 March 6, 2010

Smoggin

To drive or operate an american automobile of the smog era, characteristically between model years 1973 - 1985. Also used to positively describe a vehicle of this era.

I was smoggin through town in my Montego the other day.

That Cutlass is strait smoggin.

by The smog bandits. January 19, 2010

los angeles smog

the sexual act of rubbing your salty skin baton in baby powder and proceeding to anally plunder your partner. when the anal is done, the person receiving the anal poundage then releases his or her stanky butt wind into the other persons face, resembling the smog that covers the city of los angeles.

after a long dinner at the nearby Indian restaurant, Miguel and Tonya decided to go home and have another round of Los Angeles smog

by collin^2 May 7, 2011

Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Flargady Smarg

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012