When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
by vit2010 December 25, 2010
Get the short smoothie mug.Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
by Kimber-x December 21, 2006
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by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005
Get the PeePee SMOOCHER mug.The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.
by Pissrod January 30, 2010
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Get the Smoochisses mug.1. A kiss.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
by liveMike December 14, 2009
Get the Smootch mug.Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.
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