smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong

Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.

by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009

smoosh

sucking ones dick, oral sex

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!

by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009

Smooshed

Getting drunk during a luncheon

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!

by A. Hoang October 10, 2007

smoosh

acting like a smoosh is known to be acting like an idiot.

i smoosh ed that dog he is now pissed off haha even if it is fun.

by tarder September 30, 2005

smooshed

A girl miming that she has just came everywhere due to an excitable moment. Generally the movement consists of her hands starting near her vagina and waving outward.
Can be used as a exclamation word along with the motions.

- 2 girls listening to a guy play acoustic guitar.

Cassi - "Jesus, Jordan can play that guitar for me anytime. I just smooshed all over the place"

Amanda -"Tell me about it! Smoosh!" (hand movements)

by mandarin_AmK May 26, 2009

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

smoosh

1. when you have a bad hair day and you have to do something with it.

2. Can also be a word for volumising/styling or making look less scruffy.

1. Olie: my hair is wild
joanna: smoosh it

by joanna246 June 15, 2007