Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

spoojizzle

A new funky way to say "semen, ejaculate" etc...

I shot my spoojizzle out of my peanizzle. :)

by Mike L P. September 11, 2008

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004

Smojin

Extreme exaggeration of the word "Smoking"

Oh Snap!That was Smojin.

by Smoj April 7, 2006

Smoodiver

Refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

A person who goes down on the smoo. Can be a male or female.

Derivation is from a New Zealand sketch comedy show called Moon TV.

Derek: "Man, I love to munch on the pussey"
Jeff: "Really?"
Derek: "Yeah bro, I'm a smoodiver from Nam"

by Smoodiver April 12, 2010

SmooJ

1. Someone that is excluded in the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation.

"haha look at smooj eating crappy scrambled eggs"

by godzilla June 11, 2006

smooling

smoking weed with cool people.

I'm smooling tonight with Jake, Adam, and Shan-Ban.

by llamatits November 14, 2004