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john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008
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Smantha

Some who is the definition of AMAZING. She is kind, sweet, loving and caring. She is a light skinned Tamil goddess, the rarest of her breed. Everyone loves Smantha, everyone needs a Smantha.
- I saw Smantha, she was so hot i nearly had a cow!
- Practice makes Smantha
- If Smantha tells me to do something i do it
by s mantha February 9, 2010
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smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.
The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.
by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009
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Smonday

When Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday starts to kick in.
Person 1: uh oh, it's starting to become a smonday
Person 2: smonday? OH NO
by TheLolicon27 June 3, 2019
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Shontent

Shit content. Used in the same way 'shanter' is used to describe shit banter.
The Internet is full of shontent.
by Content at Redweb February 1, 2017
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Shontavia

Fine, cute, smart, and deadly. She can kill with her looks but the way she moves tells a story. Watch her body language it will tell you so much about her. She can seduce anyone that she wants with a simple movement. Shontavia is strong, beautiful, insecure, and may jump to conclusions.
Shontavia looks kind of down today. I think something is wrong.

Look, it's Shontavia, God I wish I were her! Shes beautiful!
by Night and I June 18, 2019
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Smonday

Coming to the realization in the later half of a Sunday that you wasted another weekend and getting depressed.
Ugh just another smonday amirite?
by SloppyJoseph01 May 11, 2017
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