smoke

To beat someone at something.

"DOOD. I just totally smoked you at Scrabble, Doug!" or "Put THAT in your pipe and SMOKE it!"

by AdriannaH. March 18, 2007

smoking

A legal form of suicide.

He was depressed so he started smoking.

by Bigdaddysmack November 23, 2009

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 12, 2004

smoked

to be blown away in some sort of competition.

My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

smoke-_-

smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"

I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it

by wellard April 26, 2004

smoke

Military Slang (all 4)
1) To order a subordinate do excercises until completely exhausted, often as a punishment.
2) To be, or to have body parts, in a condition of extreme exhaustion or muscle failiure, as a result of exercise.
3) Artillery fire, mortar fire, or fire from close air support aircraft, especially from the point of view of the Forward Observer and acompanying Infantrymen.
4) To run away, hide, or conceal oneself, either as if using smoke grenades, or while actually using them.

1) Private Smith was late for formation, so he got smoked all afternoon.
2) My arms are smoked, time to stop the push-ups and move on to sit-ups.
3) After a few minutes of exchanging small arms fire with the hostiles, our forward observer brought smoke on 'em and it was over.
4) The Battallion Commander was looking for someone to clean his office, so they popped smoke (they left quickly).
4a) We were out in the open and taking fire, so we popped smoke and withdrew into the woods.

by SPCMD December 10, 2006