Shizer Mon

Shizer Mon can be used in basically any way you want it. This work is multi functional.

Glenn: Yo what up shizer mon!

Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!

Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?

by The D Train November 3, 2006

german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.

"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003

smize

To smile with your eyes according to Tyra Banks.

Your picture will look so much better when you smize.

by smizey July 14, 2009

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

Smozer

Any e cigarette user is a smoker pozer. Not cool enough to smoke tobacco.

Look at that Smozer at the end of the bar trying look cool. Go outside and light up a real smoke ya Smozer!

by Pseudohandle May 10, 2015

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Smilervoticat

The best hybrid stan on Twitter in history. Everybody tries to be like them but can never achieve even half the impact.

Smilervoticat outsold you hoes.

by KatysSmile28 October 20, 2020