Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers
Don't be a Smitty!
by Croc Dude November 04, 2015
Get the Smitty mug.The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments
Smitty’s used phrases: “Build, Woman!” “Jump, woman!” “Is that rocket boy?” “Don’t apologize, be better”
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Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
by Scotty C. December 09, 2007
Get the smitty mug.'smitty': offspin breed of the 'Bogan' usually found in areas north of adelaide south australia. smittys drive holden kingswoods and only smoke 16 milligram cigarettes and ALWAYS have a can of VB in thier hand. Clad in tight jeans & 'bluey' singlet... love harleys and cant afford one
"hey Thommo, hows it going?.. heard ya mum is going out with a smitty"
"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"
"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"
Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
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