Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.

Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.

by Masnatseoj March 16, 2012

Smuggle one over the border

Slang term for masturbation

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.

by ironlung95 July 28, 2010

Smoggle

To smoke and gobble penis at the same time, smoggle. People that smoggle are know as smogglers. Smoke + gobble = smoggle.

Tina smoggles like there's no tomorrow. I keeps me stiff forever.

by Junkiewhore July 16, 2004

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

Smuggle Rasins

To have protruding nipples out of ones shirt

Man that girl is smuggling rasins even though she is in a sweater!

by Brendonn May 1, 2005

Smeggle

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011