sherking 

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

sherking by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

Smirking off by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010

smerfin 

1. givin somebody head

Man you look like you be smerfin like shit!!

Aye you smerf

smerfin by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006

Slerking 

The slow motion of Twerking

The club started playing slow jams so me and my girls had to start slerking

Slerking by dbreezy June 25, 2014

smirkin 

bad or fake-looking moustache

'look at that guys ugly smirkin.'

smirkin by john fortunato February 14, 2008

Smurking 

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

Smurking by biglurktm December 9, 2009

smerging 

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

smerging by stellahogan October 14, 2008