smegster

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

nice stems

Nice legs

You have really nice stems!

by Blacktrain1980 May 8, 2016

smeshko

Bulgarian slang. A person who is making you laugh just when you see him.You may name s.o. a "smeshko" just because he is funny-looking or because he has insulted you in some way and you want to answer appropriately.A not very insultive word, more like poking fun.

Goliam si smeshko obache! / You're one hell of a ... .
Mahai se ot tuka be, smeshko. / Get out of here, you ... .

by bilqreto May 24, 2006

smeeshed

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals

dude how smeeshed were you last night.

by JP lossman March 7, 2007

stems

Multi-tracks of songs, each instrumental track is a different file that can be opened in an audio program and be used to make remixes, etc.

Sweet, all The Beatles stems from the Rock Band game. Time to make a remix of Yellow Submarine.

by Formina Sage January 5, 2011

stems

pieces of plant in dried marijuana that cannot be smoked, must be taken out in order to keep from making holes in the rolling paper/blunt wrap before smoking.

Be careful to take out the stems, they'll ruin all the hard work you put into rolling your blunt.

by nigga please April 18, 2004

smessette

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

by halloweenjack December 9, 2005