smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone (or yourself) is farting.

Him: Here, let me take a selfie
Her: I think I just farted while you were taking the selfie
Him: Wow, we just took a smelfie

by Ihadmyleftsidecutoffandnowiama April 13, 2015

Smellies

A girl's underwear which has an odor or nasty smell to it. Often said in relation to an unattractive girl.

Guy 1: Who is that chick?

Guy 2: I don't know ,but it looks like she is wearing some smellies.

by oqensel December 13, 2010

smellie nellie

A frozen piece of poop in the shape of a penis used for his/her pleasure

Turns out the guys were using frozen pieces of poop to pleasure themselves, called then smellie Nellie's

by cstott519 November 3, 2018

Bath Smellies

toiletries for men and women that have a nice aroma such as lavander

Would Kelly like some bath smellies for christmas?

by kurtiscool December 4, 2010

smelfie

Sexy motherfuckin selfie

Jose took a smelfie and got so many likes on instagram

by jessinator May 12, 2015

Smellie

its when you're so disgusting that no one can stand your presence because of how much of a loser you are

Me: Dude stfu youre so smellie
You: oh :( ok ***kills self***

by Frick me daddy October 8, 2018