Schtoot

The act of touching, grazing, or grabbing another person's knee, whether on purpose or accidentally.

You can't just schtoot whoever you want!

by Phillip Poonka January 8, 2009

schtupid

(adjective) someone or something that is stupid; dumb

Andreea is schtupid.

by Alyssa E April 20, 2008

schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

Schtimen

Meant to be said with a group of people in a raindrop (One person says it, than more and more to the point its almost rabble) fashion while greeting somebody. It is the only word said throughout the whole conversation. This word is designed to leave the person your greeting scratching there head and saying What the Fuck!? It has no real meaning other than the intent to completely shock and dazzle the person being greeted. It is not from the German Language.

(Group of people walk up to a doorbell and ring it, Rhuwell comes to the door)
Person 1: Schtimen
Person 2,1: Schtimen
Rhuwell: Hi...
Person 3,1: Schtimen
Person 4,1,2,3: Schtimen
Rhuwell: What the fuck, im leaving
Person 5: Schtimen

by Robb from Staten Island February 16, 2008

schteizen

Slang for right and left or left and right at the same time... Also, middle or center.

Beth: "Which way do I turn?"
Freddy: "Schteizen!"

The person got into an accident because he/she went schteizen.

by Fa1th June 10, 2012

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022