Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

by douglas001 November 2, 2008

Smartism

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

by Manny028 August 19, 2019

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game

Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)

by ...all day April 19, 2010

Smartest

Being super smart, and stuff.

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."

by Hezeru April 6, 2017