smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.

"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

by chieromancer May 17, 2011

smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.

Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!

by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

smartphone punk

Another way of calling a punk a poser, in this case, they aren't hardcore enough to reject the corportacracy's rule and deny themselves the latest iPhone.

Spike: "Dude, this Big Cheese show is full of smartphone punks"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"

by channel_panel November 14, 2020