smartfood

Idk someone egirl called me it someone help me here

Egirl: sorry smartfood<3
Me:

by Smartfood January 9, 2021

Smartfone

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time

Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday

by Super sacey mangos July 3, 2009

smurffins

smurffins is the most general word ever creating in contemporary urban language.
it defines any state of mind, a place, a thing, a story, a person, and so on.

everything can be related to the word smurffins.
it's used when you want to point something out and you don't want to specify that matter.

it started to be used in the late 60's by a small hippie community, whom rejected the clear and objective definition of all things surrounding them.

case 1: pass me the smurffins, will you?

case 2: don't be such a smurffins, james!!!

case 3: where do you guys wanna go? - let's rock it out to the smurffins!!!!

many other cases could be presented, being smurffins such a universal word.

by isaacnoris October 21, 2009

smarfunderful

smart, fun, wonderful

my pets are smarfunderful

by starbolt10 February 1, 2019

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

Smurffin

Smurffin- is a type of narcotic " bluz"

Hey dog let's go smurffin around

by k187c October 27, 2021

Smarf

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.

1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!

by mons00nman October 12, 2008