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slurpee

A flavoured slush drink pumped with sugar to get the blood flowing. Slurpees are sold at 7-Elevens. Slurpees come in many flavours, ranging from popular soft drink flavours to 7-Eleven's own mixes.

The Slurpee capital of the world is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
by benormous May 3, 2006
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sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.
"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"
by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009
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Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.
Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.
by AustiRody June 13, 2014
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Powerade Slurpee

Start by putting powerade in a women's vagina. Then insert your penis into her pussy and start pounding her pussy to a pulp. By this point the juices should be mixed into into a thicker, tastier slurpy-like substance. Finally, use your mouth to extract all of the slurpee from the pussyhole into ones mouth.

Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.
by purple pulp pussy June 16, 2013
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Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11
Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?
by Alec campione September 14, 2016
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Slurpee

A slurpee is when you pee while yelling slurs.
James:WHY ARE YOU YELLING SLURS??
Mark:im taking a slurpee!
by youremotherihavedone November 25, 2021
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Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).
"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."
by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011
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