slurp

The act of slapping another person with a large pool noodle.

Aaron slurped Lauren until she cried, and admitted that he was her pimp.

by RickyRossTheBoss November 24, 2009

slurp

go suck a cock

you go slurp

by jess dirksey November 15, 2002

Slurped

Being in such a relaxed or high mental state that when reclining or not standing up it feels good.

Nigga I’m ripped af, like I’m slurped bruh.

by Snapchat / mc-awesum September 28, 2019

*slurp*

A noise made to indicate any unintended sexual or paedophilic vibes from a sentence.

“Mr Smith would like to see you in his office.”
“*slurp*”

by JamBurger March 12, 2019

Slurping

when a guy eats out a girl in the 69 position after a guy has ejaculated in the womans butthole or vagina

Gale was slurping some chick in Spain when he realized his friend had ejaculated inside her the night before

by urbdic69 October 1, 2012

slurp

To upload or download data, usually at a high rate of speed. Often used in slang to refer to illicitly gathering data -- that is, theft of somebody else's private data, trade secrets, etc.

I downloaded a new app, and it slurped all my data to some site in Outer Mongolia. Now some hacker knows my birthday, Social Security number and all my credit cards.

by s%mebody October 4, 2011

The Slurping

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018