slunch

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.

ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.

by Garfibromyalgia November 7, 2021

Slunching

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

Slunch

A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.

"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."

“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”

by vaultimor June 23, 2025

Slunch

A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.

Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025