slumpin hoe

A girl that doesn't work, takes all her man's money, and doesn't have sex.

Tell that slumpin hoe to get up and do something with her life.

by Lovebigtitties August 26, 2016

slumpling

That mid afternoon slump specifically after mass consumption of dumplings / yum cha on your lunchbreak.

Mate I caanot keep my eyes open after all those dumplings, I'm in a total slumpling, wake me at 5pm.

by Tee Elle See March 7, 2019

Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

Sumpkin

Sumpkin the guy who eats peanut butter with his fist.

Person 1:Oh no it's him...

Person 2:Who?

Person 1:Sumpkin :'(

by Sumpkinwithroses April 15, 2020

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Sumpkin

while occasionally referring to a disturbing sexual act, can also be used to describe well-dressed, hilarious, drunken individuals in the southeastern United States; see: frat-star.

Man those fraternity guys sure are sumpkins.

by fratdaddyUT November 17, 2009