cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008

500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.

Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!

by nobodyanymore June 17, 2012

scubbering

scubber diving, snorkelling, swimming with finns.

We went scubbering yesterday.

by Conehead January 22, 2014

slumbling

The act of slurring and mumbling together, because you're either drunk or hate your phone job.

I called the sex-line but she was slumbling, so i wasted five dollars

by Squanque_pronounced_SKANK March 10, 2015

slebbering

A Scottish slangword for when waking up with saliva on your face after been oot yer nut for 3 days.

I woke up slebbering like a nun in a whore house.

by Glasgowrecruiter January 6, 2018

Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.

Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020

slumberknicker

The act of swallowing your dads cum and then spitting in your moms booty.

What the fuck is slumberknicker? I don’t know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Big brass balls May 24, 2020