slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

SlowCD

When someone has all the typical signs of OCD but is particularly slow in executing these traits.

While skiing at Deer Valley, Uncle Van was particularly riddled with his SlowCD while getting his ski gear situated.

by OleReb February 26, 2021

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

i showed you that

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.

"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."

by cal polyy October 4, 2009

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

slowe

(Verb) The extension of the pinky finger while grasping or holding an object. Often refered to as being a feminine or gay grasp.

Look at that kid slowin' it.

by Dan April 1, 2005