Farty Showdown

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.

Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.

by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009

jizz showdown

a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her

Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?

Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.

by Brave Red May 11, 2006

Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008

showdown

(noun) conclusive encounter or contest. From poker, where at the termination of betting the hands of the players who are still in the game are laid on the table and compared to determine the winner. Also used metaphorically. Sometimes "throwdown" is used with this meaning.

"After several weeks of random threats and skirmishes, the two gangs met in the parking lot of Kresge's for a showdown."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

slowdotna

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

Slow Down

Another way to say stop being so 'rude'. Used normally by 12 year old chavs.

Chav: Why are your jeans so tight?
Normal Person: They're called skinny jeans...
Chav: Slow down bruv.

by lzyastra May 23, 2009

Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.

Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007