Slovakian Switch-a-roo

A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.

Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Slovakian Sledgehammer

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

by DankDread September 28, 2020

Slovakian Chocolate Maker

When a sugar and water enima is given to a person intoxicated on vodka. the resulting expulsion of fluid is then heated into a semisolid mixture. That mixture is is then molded into a bar shape and left on the passed out individual.

Dude: I was at a party and passed out drunk... When I woke up I found a chocolate bar that smelled like shit. I think I got too drunk and someday turned me into a Slovakian Chocolate Maker.

by Willy Caca formerly Wonka August 30, 2012

Slovakian traffic cone

It’s a Slovakian traffic cone that keeps people safe:D

“I M W H A T C H I N G U W I L E Y U O S L E E P “ Slovakian traffic cone

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Slovakian Slayer

A singular ruthless assasin of Minnesota. Hails from Slovakia and is known for his depraved actions and utter hatred for mankind. Allied with Chemical Erik.

"The Slovakian Slayer left 18 dead bodies around the compound seized for Chemical Erik's nefarious employment."

by unknown May 12, 2003