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Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.
I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.
by Drakesta23 November 23, 2013
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