Skip to main content

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
mugGet the Slot Machine mug.

Slot badger

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!
by steve December 3, 2003
mugGet the Slot badger mug.
Related Words

slot machine

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.
"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
by Slotty July 28, 2005
mugGet the slot machine mug.

slot a lot

After southern rapper Chingy left Disturbing Tha Peace(a hiphop records label) at 2004, he start his own label called Slot A Lot.
A: Do you know Slot A Lot?
B: Yes, it's Chingy's label.
by Rabbi January 5, 2005
mugGet the slot a lot mug.

Slot Machine

The act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. One penis in the mouth, 1 penis in each hand, 1 penis in the vagina, and one penis in the butthole.
The entire offensive line for the raiders went to Sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!
by Jamesbond99 March 22, 2011
mugGet the Slot Machine mug.

Slot Head

An incompetent person with tiny eyes.
Stephen Chow was embarrassed after being called a slot head by his boss, after he slipped on his own over-spray of piss in the office toilets.
by Lukey86 January 17, 2020
mugGet the Slot Head mug.

Slot Machine

A polite way to address a whore or a woman who is easy
That camille girl, whatta slot machine.
by Hector Garcia5541256 February 3, 2012
mugGet the Slot Machine mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email