slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.

Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.

by b. robertson June 4, 2007

Sloshed

When a person is very intoxicated/drunk

"Dude, Max and I got so sloshed lastnight at Keith's party!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

Slosh

to get fuckin crunked; wasted; to consume an above average amount of alcohol

"mix up that slosh juice"
"that guy was so sloshed that he got leveled"

by Ja Broni September 29, 2005

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008

Ball Slosh

A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005