Scorpio

The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.

Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word

by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020

scorpio girl

a scorpio girl is not as “dark” as people say. she isn’t always “depressed” and “sad”. she is usually happy. she is very sensitive and takes things to heart. she can be bitchy, but usually it’s not on purpose. she is a natural flirt, which can get her into trouble. she can come off strong. she pays attention to everything even though it doesn’t seem like it.

i met a scorpio girl and she’s dope

by evil stepsis April 26, 2021

Scorpioed

When a Scorpio has sex with you then leaves you cause they were possibly just using you but because they were so good in bed you still think fondly of those sexy times while feeling used by them at the same time.

Basically the Scorpio version of fucked

Example 1: You just got Scorpioed.
Example 2:

Girl 1: I had sex with my Scorpio bf then he broke up with me but he was so so good in bed
Girl 2: Ohmygosh he Scorpioed you!!

by Scorpio Survivor June 6, 2020

Scorpion Fall

When you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion.

Scorpion Fall

by Pyzro November 14, 2011

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010

Left handed Scorpios

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.

Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off

by Kxtty May 9, 2020

scorpio girl

A girl who is of the Scorpio zodiac sign.

She is a awesome friend and will sometimes be a butt to you.

Mysterious and secretive.
Crazy and OUTGOING!!
Considered the sex zodiac sign EW!
Scorpio girls are very unique in different ways like talent for example.

Friend: I'm a cancer girl. What are you?
Scorpio girl: Does it matter?
Friend: PLEASE!!?? I'll give you 20 bucks!!
Scorpio girl: A scorpio!!!

by lilly.shea June 1, 2016