Slaphorse

A male or female that enjoys ass slapping like you see cowboys do to their horse in an old western.

That girl was such a slaphorse my hand is tired.

by TheReverendQ April 17, 2018

sphouse

a married person who chose to stay at home to manage the household (similar to housewife househusband )

As we now have a bigger family, I left the corporate world and chose to be a sphouse.

by fenmb April 4, 2018

Sophoser

Somebody who lies about being more knowledgeable about something because they saw you talking about it. Usually by one upping you as a fan of an something. Short for Sophomaniacal Poser.

Person 1: hey look at this cool video about something I like
Person 2: oh yeah I saw that like a year ago.
Person 1: I literally introduced this to you like 2 months ago stop being a Sophoser.

by Imma be honest I made this up November 17, 2020

Slophoe

A hoe who exhibits sloppy qualities and manners.

A: Say, you talk to Jose?
B: Nah, he been a real slophoe.

by exoticbuttersakasergioh April 19, 2024

Flophouse

Victorian rooming house by night or week. Hostel.

Modern-day

Private for Profit and completely illegal shelter. Usually a converted private home where tennants share a room with several other tennants on individual shared room accommodations.

Check out kijiji.ca GTA or Oshawa for rooms to rent 400-600$ per month.

You will find bait and switch where list price not available other room too expensive, however, last 3 share a room and your rent is...

Flophouse is a for profit illegal shelter with shared shelters accommodations in private homes, usually to pay off high mortgages.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018

Texaco slamhouse

In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!

My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.

by authomthauce813 March 25, 2022