Snookie-Cookie

A Snookie-Cookie is a derogative term referring to Jersey-based female private areas that are STD breeding grounds and should not be touched by males and/or females with basic morals and dignity. Females with a Snookie-Cookie should always be avoided becuase they are dirty and usually act premiscuous with many other humanbeings at one time and in one place.

The Situation: "Yo, Guido, watch out for that Guidette. I heard she's got a Snookie-Cookie."

Ronnie: "Yeah, lets bounce and hit the gym."

by TPBruso February 4, 2010

Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.

Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.

by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

Scookie

A cookie in the shape of Snookie's face from Jersey Shore.

The word scookie originated when Prussia (the awesome) accidently misspelled the word 'cookie'

The definition arose when America and Germany claimed it had the face of Snookie from Jersey Shore

Himaruya: *Gives America a scookie*

Prussia: *jealous*

America: *NOMS*

by THE...PERSON >> December 27, 2010

Snookied

To lay an unsuspected person out for doing/saying something to you or about you.

Someone said something about his mother so he snookied his ass.

by 123 billings December 21, 2009

slootie

a girl who is younger than you thats a hoe, dresses premiscuiously and looks sexy doing it.

roger and sam see some girls walking down the street..
Roger: damn those girls are fine..
Sam: ohh yeah they dont look any older than 18
Roger: yeah gotta love them slooties

by rachel t June 21, 2006

sookie stackhouse

There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.

Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!

by vern the fern March 9, 2011

Sloozie

another way to call someone a slut , a mix between the modern day slut and the old fashion term floozie. or just slooz is exceptable.

"that woman over there is a big sloozie"
" get me out of the bar, what a slooz fest"

by Sarah m j October 1, 2006