porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.

Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.

by heidro January 31, 2005

mexican slingshot

when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner

the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired

by montly August 9, 2008

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

Cum Slingshot

When a man, wearing a condom, finishes intercourse and then pulls the condom off of his member reservoir first, causing his seed to fly out onto his partner.

When Billy and Jane were finished having sex, Billy purposely grabbed the reservoir and ripped his condom off, so that he could give Jane a cum slingshot.

by Smartball January 18, 2006

semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.

"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020

Longshot

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020