shite bag

A wimp. A dastardly type. Common insult used in central Scotland circa 1980's. Now enjoying an overdue revival.

"You're a pure shite bag for not stapling your (bawbag) to your ankles"

by I Need A Jobby!! February 23, 2004

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

Saitenji

Saitenji is a word that is used to define those who have surpassed Human Limits. A Saitenji can sense fear and you can never get away from him.

Girl: OMG! You are such a Saitenji! I'm calling the police.
Stalker: Kukuku...

by Saitenji January 16, 2005

shitepipe

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

Shitecrack

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.

Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"

by PantsPete December 26, 2012

shiteo

a shitty video

I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.

by jbj1313 August 3, 2010