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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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Smelda, that slickster, isn't fooling anyone! They sell that shirt at hot topic."
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slinkster

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Boy oh boy, I can make constilations out of my pimples. This is slinkster cool.
by Lyv February 24, 2003
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sinester

What people say when they can't spell "Sinister"
bruh, I just saw Sinester 2
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