Captain NO SLEEVES

A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.

Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.

by I stole this shirt from Frank December 22, 2010

[Shifty Sleeves]

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 1, 2009

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

Jersey sleeves

Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.

I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.

by vnjersgn May 20, 2015

Sleep Sleeves

When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"

"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"

by DatBoiRice February 13, 2017

fill the sleeves

A term used by weight lifters. Meaning to workout your upper arm muscles to fill the sleeves of your shirt.

Person 1: "I want big muscles!"
Person 2: "All you have to do is fill the sleeves!"

by SCOUPZ September 12, 2019