solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

shitsexual

Attracted to shit

"im so shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021