Kappa Slappa

Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.

Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy

Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!

by Andy The Great July 22, 2003

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

Slapass Friday

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006

slapgat

Word originating from Afrikaans meaning "lazy". Often used to denote persons such as teenagers, a person not pulling his/her weight - a lazy ass (lit.)

That guy is a real slapgat when it comes to completing the paperwork, he never does it on time.

by Charl Heydenrych February 19, 2007

kabba-slappa

Term used to describe celebrity devotees of bizarre, wealth-related religions, whose devotion to the religion in question is nothing more than a desire to be fashionable.

Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.

"That hollywood star's a right kabba-slappa"

by Schmerkins February 9, 2005

Slapjamma

1. a term of endearment or ridicule from a friend or enemy
2. a word Clevon continously thought was "snapjamma"
3. the password to Clevon's wireless network

1. That Slapjamma over there shit all over the bushes

What's happening, Slapjamma?
2. Clevon: What's the password to get on the wireless? Is it "snapjamma"?

Chibbles: No, for the one millionth time its SLAPJAMMA! You don't snap a jamma. You slap them.
3. Example evidenced in #2

by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

Slappa Da Bass

To Slap the bass, originally playing the bass guitar really well. Can be interpreted as a motivational phrase. It is possible to slap the bass too hard, resulting in failure.

Person 1: DUDE JUST DO IT!!! SLAPPA DA BASS

Person 2: OKAY IM GONNA DO ITT YEE SLAPPA DA BASS

by slappadabass August 5, 2009