A Shanghai Yum Yum is a semen-filled doughnut.
The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
The Shanghai Yum Yum is typically achieved by cutting a small hole into a plain doughnut before a willing female masturbates their partner into said doughnut (usually while stimulating the prostate with the deft use of a little finger) thus filling it with jizz. The female will then immediately eat the Yum Yum as it is best served warm.
by CFTRW April 7, 2017
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'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
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A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon February 28, 2007
Get the shanghai baby mug.When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.
by TheGenZod February 14, 2012
Get the Shanghai Switch-a-roo mug.A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.
Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”
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We finna nutz, breh.
Also, the song is by the funny man, "Valor Genesect."
Inktale funny go brrrrrr
We finna nutz, breh.
Also, the song is by the funny man, "Valor Genesect."
by Valor Genesect October 3, 2021
Get the Shanghaivania mug.The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
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