SLAMPIG

When A Man Shoves his " John Thomas" up a woman or man's Arsehole wihout permission.
This often causes confusion and shock to the recipient of the slampig.
It is usually viewed as not welcome.
(Read in deep southern voice)
"I'm Gonna Give you A SLAMPIG!!!!"
To which the woman usually responds... "You betta get that Thing Outta My Ass or I'm gonna SHIT on IT!"
by Bajunga October 17, 2007
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spread-eagle slampig

A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.

I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"

Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
by Metalczenko January 09, 2010
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Pre-Teen Slampig

It is a word used to describe 7th-11th grade girls, "slutty girls" only men can call a girl this
All Freshmen are pre-teen slampigs.
by Maty F September 17, 2010
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slampig

when a girl is a total bitch and is just liked because shes hot, then a man comes along (preferably a black man) and fucks she gets absolutely dominated and pounded he makes her learn and she is no longer a bitch. getting slampigged changes you forever.

vb. to get slampigged
stacy was such a bitch before Tyrone slampigged the shit outta her, now she always gives me free gum!
by Make the Monkey Drive March 01, 2010
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Slampig

I literally just had to do this. I'm reading all the other definitions here; even seen someone try n let us know when this actually was worthy to become "legit" which included a definition which obviously requires its very own word. However they noted the wrong year. "Circa 2002" if I remember correctly. I'm sure I did because I was giddy to realize even MORE proof this "label" was introduced by people I know, but also of course me. I graduated in '01 so there u go...but it was ALREADY birthed into this world, circa 1998. There is a book about this exact and specific. However, just like the other definitions here, it is not gender neutral, but, gender specific. Also, getting even more detailed, it is being explained, tho prob thru evolution, as regarding a certain type of female, "fat". Well golly-gee! Is that y it's a pig?

That answer is a big FAT NO!! A slam pig is ment to low key call ur homie out for liking to be slammed nice n dirty. Male or female!!

*it's followed by the announcer/accuser slapping their hands, in a chomping motion, in the face of their friend, or enemy if it's like that.
So I saw u rolling around in the mud pit, topless, getting humped by that slam/humping that slam. So thats y u didn't wear underwear today?! U a str8 slampig!! ::slap hands together::
by Holden afart February 13, 2023
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Slampig

Girl who takes it from the entire town. And always likes to sext. It's me. I'm the girl. 4...0....1...286.......4..9...80 send d picks.
by Johnsmithsecretsquirell January 25, 2022
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Slampig

A large female who pigs out on Denny's every night. This action normally occurs between the hours of 11 o'clock pm and 4 o'clock am.
Jesus! Look at that girl! ..she must be a slampig she's disgusting!
by chicamow69 September 15, 2011
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